Jan 222010
Glossary of Terms – What They Really Mean
Spacious – average
Charming – small
Comfortable – very small
Cozy – very, very small
Low maintenance – no lawn
Walk to stores – nowhere to park your car
Prestgious – expensive
Bright and sunny – venetian blinds not included
Modern – 30 to 40 years old
Contemporary – at least 15 years old
Sprawling ranch – inefficient floor plan
Natural setting – forget about planting, the deer will eat everything
Secluded setting – far away
Executive neighborhood – high taxes
Park-like setting – a tree on the block
Unaffected charm – needs painting
Starter home – run down
Hurry! Won’t last – about to collapse
And much, much more – nothing else comes to mind